There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.

Scarlett Johansson,

on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.

(via hisimages)

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opposite-directions:

i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking

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thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

  1. I can see them
  2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
  3. they are really bad singers and
  4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

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lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 




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beautilation:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene



capricorn-libra:
These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.

scoutsbutt:

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend



samandrien:

  • the actors don’t have to talk about things they feel uncomfortable with
  • the actors don’t have to do things they’re not comfortable with
  • the actors don’t have to be flawless and never make mistakes
  • the actors don’t owe you anything
  • the actors don’t owe you anything
  • the actors DON’T FUCKING OWE YOU ANYTHING



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